What does your underwear say about you? Fancy or Foolishness?

La-dees, La-dees…..Laaaa-Dees….how ya’ll doing out there?  I want to discuss UNDERWEAR.  What does your underwear say about you. Let’s take a quick etiquette quiz:

1. When wearing knit shorts what type of underwear would you choose
1. Cotton briefs
2. Thong
3. None
4. Undie-Tectable Spanxs
5. Boy Shorts
2. When is it ever ok to wear daisy dukes as panties
1. Never
2. Rarely
3. Occasionally
4. That’s all I wear
3. When is it ever ok to wear panties as shorts
1. Never
2. Rarely
3. Occasionally
4. That’s all I wear
4. Whenever I wear white pants/shorts I should wear
1. Black colored underwear
2. Thongs
3. Neutral colored underwear
4. None
5. White colored underwear
5. Your dress is formal and the material is Satin, which shows flaws, which should you wear
1. Cotton briefs
2. Thong
3. None
4. Hide and Sleek Spanxs Smoother

Let’s go over the answers

·        When wearing knits choose underwear that is undectable, such as a panty smoother.  There are so many brands other then spanxs that carry great panty smoothers. (We talked about this in a previous blog, but if your booty and thighs have cellulite, you don’t want to go without a smoother.) Thin material tends to show more flaws so SPANX it up (d) was the correct answer. If you selected (a) you are on the right track but take a look in the mirror the next time and see which looks better the cotton or a smoother.

·         2&3.  I t is NEVER ok to wear daisy dukes as underwear and underwear as shorts! I have seen this and if you look below you will see it too. If you picked anything other than (a)… (deep sigh) you are foolish. (This is another blog subject)

·        When wearing a white or very light colored clothing it is good practice to wear neutral colored underwear such as neutral tone or beige.  This doesn’t bleed through the clothing.  It gives you a polished look as well. Most people probably choose black, which is incorrect because black bleeds through the clothing and it makes the light color look dingy or not as bright. The correct answer was (  c).

·         Some formal material is not as forgiving as others and satin does not forgive flaws.  It is imperative that you wear a smoother to ensure you have a nice polished look.  I saw some wedding photos of brides maids and the first photo the brides maids were looking straight ahead and I thought “those are some nice dresses” UNTIL I saw the next photo of them at an angle and some of the ladies were not spanxed up and you could really tell.  I could practically count the dimples…smh…not good.  Pictures don’t lie and neither am I.  It bares repeating, Spanx it up. The correct answer is (d).

So you fancy, huh?