They did What?! How Crass is That!!!

How many times have you been out and about and someone does something that makes you go "Yuck!" ,,,"OMG"...."What the Devil?!" ....you know...you whip your head around for a second look just to confirm what you did or didn't see.  Uh Huh...I've been there a time or two myself. 


QUICK STORY: A group of co-workers go to dinner after work and the appetizers are set on the table.  Everyone starts grabbing different food items, well the one person that was using a fork to select all their food items looked around dauntingly and asked "why I am the only one, not allowed to select my food without a fork?"  well the coworkers went around the table and one by one began to explain why

• you always take your index finger and swipe it under your nose and make gross noises.
• you moved out of one condemned residence into another
• you have shared health issues that should have been reserved for no one to hear or know except you and your doctor

SUMMARY: you do nasty things, you live in nasty places and you like to be with nasty people....basically we think you nasty.  


I bet that was not the expected answer. 


YOU CRASS if you:

1. Adjust yourself in public and people see you and then you go and try to shake their hand.
2. Pass gas/Fart in public and not excuse yourself.
3. You burp and act like nothing happened.
4. Change your clothing in the car in broad daylight
5. Use the restroom and not wash your hands WITH SOAP! (Rinsing them with water alone and then using sanitizer is not cleaning your hands!)
6. You know you have a breath problem but refuse to stop talking!
7. You go to work or anywhere for that matter and refuse to wash and you know you stank!
8. You eat other people's food out of the refrigerator at work!
9. See someone waiting for a parking space and whip in front of them and take the space.
10. Bring your kids to an adult movie and then refuse to take them out when they start crying.

SMH....so you fancy huh?