While I was Waiting.....

I ordered a new tire  from Gerald's Tires, to replace the one that was damaged while driving on highway 78. (By the way, did you know that if your vehicle is damaged due to dibris you can file a damage claim and they will pay for it...fyi)  

I decided to get there early ( they open at 8: 00 and I got there at 7:40) uuuuuhhhhmmmmmm... Why is there a FRIGGIN' LINE!! OMG.. It's 37° outside and now I got to stand outside in this line!

You would have thought they were selling the next latest and greatest Droid ( thought I was gone say I-phone..huh)...Once we get inside I thought these two older men were gone fight because one guy appeared to be cutting the line...smh...wow...this is crazy on its not even 9: 00am....   I hopye your day starts out better and warmer then mine.

Burglar Calls 911 and Reports HIMSELF

 
Dimwit, Wise or BOTH? 




Dimwit for burgularizing the house!!!!
Wise for calling 911 to save his life, he could have gotten killed!

No More Limits

I am back! Been sooooo busy! I was listening to an inspirational song and one of the lines on the song was "the sky ain't the limit no mo, cuz the sky is way too low". I like that. It helped me realize that the sky IS a limit and I was created with unlimitless possibilities!

I watched the movie Conviction, which was based on a true story about siblings, a brother and sister. The sister became a lawyer to get her brother out of jail because she believed he was innocent. The most insightful incident was when she passed the bar and she requested the evidence, they told her the evidence had been destroyed. Initially she was distraught, but she would not accept that answer....she relentlessly pursued her goal which was to find DNA evidence to clear her brother. She went to the location where the files were supposedly destroyed. The clerk was so adamant that the evidence had been destroyed but that didn't detour her from asking the clerk too check again and because she wouldn't accept the answer they found the box of evidence that was "destroyed"!

All things are possible IF you believe! If you think you will succeed, you will.

Remember to surround yourself with people that will support and unite with you.

So you ASHY Huh?

WE all have seen that person who think they have it all together, but when you look them over they are ASHY!!! They have ashy hands, lips, elbows or feet...if they have on shorts...knees!!! Stop this travesty!!! Pass this along to everyone who stays ashy...we got to get the word out!!

A Cry for Help?

I wonder why people claim they want change but when it comes they complain about it!

Weight Loss - you complain that you want to loose weight but then when good suggestions come your way like

• Hire a trainer   EXCUSE:  Girl I ain't got no money for that, times is hard
• Join a gym       EXCUSE:  I just said I don't have extra money for that
• Walk or Job    EXCUSE:  Girl it's too cold outside; I have bad knees
• Diet/Change your eating habits     EXCUSE: Girl I don't diet, it doesn't work

A Companion - you complain you need a mate and then when you get that mate you complain

• They work too much (They need to get a real job)
• They don't do chores, cook or clean (I can't do nothing, they always cleaning)
• They don't talk to me or listen (they talk too much)
• They don't send me flowers (Every time I turn around they giving me something)
• They don't spend enough time with me (Every time I turn around they in my face)

A Promotion - you complain you should have gotten the promotion and then when you do get it

• They don 't pay me enough to do all of this
• I have so much to do and not enough help

When you get your desire, whatever it may be, appreciate the gift and don't complain about it. Enjoy life!!!

In Plain Sight, Slaves

When I saw this story I was truly alarmed and sadden. I thought to myself  is this happening in my city?  Think about how many times have you visited your favorite nail or braiding salon and seen the rotation of nail techs...and then when you ask where they are, they give your a flimsy answer? Selah

B-O...

When is the right time to tell someone they are funky as h- e - double hocky sticks?  What if the person is a repeat offender?  Do you throw tact right out the window and just tell them or do you discreetly pull them aside?  Do you make a loud statement voicing somebody STANK!

I am not talking about someone who just finished working out and maybe a little odorous from the physical activity. I am talking about that person who comes to work at 5am in the morning and smell like they bathed in elephant funk mixed with two days of rotten garbage.  (Whew...just thinking about it I gagged a little)..I can't even talk right now...

TRUE STORY: It was three men working in an aircraft.  Two were inside and one was standing at the door.. One of the men that was inside the aircraft came rushing out, shaking his head looking disgruntle and bewildered.  The young man standing outside of the aircraft asked what was wrong, he stated " Boy... Boy (gags a little) ....catches his breath.....that guy's breath's so strong it could kill a MOOSE!"

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